STFU Corporette

Was the statement “I’m wearing clothes”?

I think you mean “Japanese people.”

Are you fucking kidding me?

Is this real life?

Looks like another voice of reason of the commentariat has been invited to join the very exclusive “Corporette thinks you’re a troll” Club.

This probably means you’re doing something right.

Well this is fucking precious.

Up next on the O’Reilly Factor, Corporette stops by for more expert body language analysis.

Someone’s fresh and sassy today, and it’s not even me.

There’s an associate at my office who wears hip-slung skinny pants on the reg with a shirt and tie. He also sports a faux hawk, but that’s another issue for another blog.

I’ve been wrestling whether to let it go or tell him something along the lines of “We don’t have a written dress code here, but we do expect that lawyers don’t come to work looking like fucking assholes.”

Imagine my surprise when Kat’s Suit of the Week featured skinny pants.

Um…

Corporette: Where it’s still 1978.

I see you.